I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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