Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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