***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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