But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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