yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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