SEEEEXXX PLEASE
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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