What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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