this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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