I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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