I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
is wine microwaveable?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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