i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
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