Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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