Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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