from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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