Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
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