So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
