Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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