What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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