Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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