All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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