drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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