Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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