I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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