Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
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remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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