Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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