I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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