Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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