He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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