its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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