Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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