Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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