fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm at about main and main street
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
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