and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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