This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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