So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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