There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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