first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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