nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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