How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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