garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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