do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ambien. No doubt about it.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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