Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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