I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
