She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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