Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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