the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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