he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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