Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm too high and old for this...
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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