i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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