In the future we'll all be gay
More tranny stories later!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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