Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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